Who is Jack Schitt?  
 The Lineage Revealed. 
 Many people are at a loss for a response when 
 someone says "you don't know Jack Schitt". 
 Now, You can handle the situation. 
 Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt and O. Schitt.  
 Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. 
 Schitt, the owner of Knee-deep Schitt, Inc. 
 In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt and the 
 deeply religious couple produced 6 children:  Holie 
 Schitt, The twins;  Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt,  
 Fulla Schitt,  Giva Schitt and Bull Schitt, a high 
 school dropout. 
 After being married for 15 years Jack and Noe 
 divorced.  Noe later married Mr. Sherlock and 
 because her kids were living with them, she wanted 
 to keep her previous name.  She was known as Noe 
 Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt and they produced a 
 cowardly son, Chicken Schitt.  Fulla Schitt and 
 Giva Schitt were inseparable throughout childhood 
 and consequently,  married the Happens brothers in 
 dual ceremony. 
 The Schitt-Happens children are Dawg, Byrd and 
 Horse.  Bull Schitt the prodigal son,  left home to 
 tour the world.  He recently returned with his new 
 bride,  Pisa Schitt. 
 Now, when someone say's you don't know Jack 
 Schitt, you can correct them.